How to Raise a Sociopath

How to Raise a Sociopathic Serial Killer from Birth:

Ages 1-3: be nurturing, it is necessary in order to raise a physically and mentally strong child. keep only one stuffed animal. anytime the child misbehaves (after the age of 2), hit the stuffed animal (or remove a limb) and say, "look what you're doing to teddy! you're hurting him!"

Ages 4-8: buy a puppy and keep it until it's old. let the child become attached. whenever the child cries, beat the dog and say, "you're doing this to your puppy every time you cry!"

Ages 8-10: the child reaches an important stage where love is starting to be reciprocated. this is when children start learning HOW to show love. get mad and severely beat the child anytime you catch them practicing this. say "love is a weak emotion! killing will make you stronger! you don't want to be weak, do you? this is what happens to weak people." Then proceed with the torture.

Ages 11-14: divorce or kill spouse. (this works best when the mother is the one who leaves/dies). express all anger and hatred against spouse and explain how "women/men" are sick, pathetic creatures who cannot be trusted and all deserve to die. if child cries, call him/her a "woman/man" (whichever you want the future target to be).

Ages 15-17: at this age, the puppy should have grown old and be dying. feed the child hallucinogens and perform a killing on the dog. explain that it's necessary: "the dog is old and is useless." encourage the child to kill the dog explaining that it is HIS/HER responsibility. this is also the age where the child becomes rebellious. anytime they rebel in a way unfitting for a sociopath, buy a new puppy and make him/her kill it. don't stop until the child learns to need it psychologically for release.

Ages 18+: educate them on the history of serial killers, which were caught for what and encourage them to study the tactics. keep them from having any real friends or lovers. continue to instill guilt and shame for the rest of their life. once they seem ready, you'll know. inflict some kind of stress/trauma (if verbal abuse isn't enough). this will push them off the edge and the killing will begin.

*note: if you're child is raised well, expect that you will be his/her first victim. don't fight it, you should be proud. you earned it.

Psychologically, the goal is to eliminate all emotional release, except rage. Shame, rage, apathy, narcissism and sadism are encouraged. Shame should disappear after adolescence, otherwise you might have a Dahmner on your hands- who will get caught prematurely. Education is important, but not social interaction, unless your child is particularly charismatic- in which case you might be able to create a Bundy. Don't beat the child in the skull, otherwise you'll end up with a Lucas- or worse yet, an Otis Toole. If you want a Gein, you'll need to become a severe recluse for life and instill severe dependency. If you want a Fish, just send them to Catholic school.